Mitch is a twenty-seven year old fairly talented magician and juggler. Forced to rely on street performing after the Storm of the Century, he can barely keep up his nice French Quarter apartment. With no help from his crazy friends, Mitch seems to be the only sane person of the bunch and is often the only one to notice how strange New Orleans actually is.
Monty became Mitch's roommate after Katrina. He is a French Quarter tour guide who entertains tourists with stories about ghost and vampire legends. He has no particular interest in either but is often wearing his tour guide apparel including leather boots and a ruffled shirt because he's too lazy to change. Monty grew up on the West Bank of New Orleans and has the accent and the aggressive personality to prove it. He loves rap music and starting fights.
Courtney is a very cute twenty-six year old, petite, curly-haired brunette with trust issues. She and Mitch dated for about a year, used to live together, and argue as if they still are. She has just moved back to the city after being relocated for a while due to the hurricane and currently works at the only uptown restaurants to re-open. She dropped out of law school to persue her ambitions as an interior decorator. Courtney loves to drink and to be right.
Roy believes he has been abducted by Aliens. He is the only one of the group who never evacuated and it seems to have skewed his perception of reality. No one really knows what he does for money. He competes in ultimate fighting matches because the training keeps him sober. He has suffered many blows to the head. Roy loves strippers and his own abs.
Pettivino is a stand-up comic who shows little promise in ever being able to hold a normal job for any extended period of time, mainly because his brain works too fast for normal humans to follow. This, combined with ADHD has driven him to be stoned pretty much all the time as a means of functioning socially. He wears rose colored sunglasses as often as possible. Pettivino loves Star Wars and women age 18-21.
Antonio is a tall, handsome Latino and an experienced Salsa instructor. He is an aspiring actor who is currently working as a supervisor for a construction company due to his Spanish speaking ability. He is generally known for being a mooch and having a loud voice. He is also quite the "metro-sexual". Antonio loves himself.